'He was fired within 15 minutes of showing up': 10+ times coworkers got fired immediately after starting their jobs

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    What's the fastest you've ever seen a new coworker get fired?
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    EmployUpset84... • 2d ago An intern on his first day, decided to open the door of a room where a few of the seniors were having an important meeting. He briefly lifted his leg up, fted and walked away laughing. He got fired on the spot.
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    TheNumberOne... • 2d ago Isolated mine in Western Australia where you need to fly in to get to work. New start on their first day complains about tooth ache.
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    Our on-site med team don't do dental so they offered to fly him back to Perth to see a dentist. He accepts and just goes radio silent. No response to calls, texts or emails. After a couple of weeks it's assumed that he has abandoned his employment and is formally terminated.
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    A few months later a supervisor gets an email from him apologising and explaining that he had to do some time in prison. And can he come back to work...
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    . Elegant-Babe0 · 2d ago Started training a new waitress who got into a screaming match with a customer over how to pronounce quinoa. She lasted exactly 37 minutes. Manager just pointed to the door without saying a word.
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    JJOne101 2d ago • Mail on Friday from the boss "Let's welcome Mary back on Monday from her maternity leave". Monday 8:10 AM - Mary, crying, saying goodbye to everybody - she was led off by the same boss just as she came in the office.
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    NOL MakeYouAGif • 2d ago I work in IT. At my last job this older (50-60ish) guy lied on his resume and in his interview an insane amount.
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    He ended up getting the job he applied for in the finance department. We got his gear set up at his desk and I met him when he arrived on his first day. It was very apparent to us that he knew
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    absolutely nothing about using computers. He couldn't open outlook, use Excel or any of the office. suite at all, and seemed completely lost in front of
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    his computer. His new manager soon came to this realization as well and he was let go before 12:00 on his first day. Fastest turnaround I've ever seen in my whole career.
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    demonassassin... 2d ago. New driver/guard at an armored car company. Back from her first route, the person checking her in asked where a missing bag of money was. She was hiding it in her jacket. It was only $1200.
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    MischievousMol... 2d ago Three weeks. Which you may be thinking isn't fast, but as a doctor is like lightning.
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    We had a new doctor in the emergency department who was hired during c id to fill some of the rota gaps and he seemed friendly enough.
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    He got put on his first week of nights and didn't see a single patient, he just disappeared into the rest of the hospital. He was caught asking a first year resident how to read a hip x-ray (that was clearly fractured). He
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    had to have all his patients re-evaluated because then his work was being brought under review. It was an absolute nightmare. Hiring standards during c id got pretty loose because we were stretched to fk, but
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    that sure was something. I've never seen a doctor show up and disappear that fast. As an aside, a doctor hired alongside him was openly worse than the level of seniority he was hired at,
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    was open about it, was dropped down to the appropriate level to train at, and everyone appreciated that the guy knew his limits.
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    sawatdee_Krap • 2d ago • Regular at my bar came in and ordered his regular. Beer and a shot. Served him three rounds over about an hour and a half. Then my business partners wife came in and said " alright ready to start your training!"
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    He had been hired as a bartender without my knowing. Started his first shift 6 deep. I didn't even rat on him. He made it about 10min before she asked why
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    he smelled like Evan Williams. He then dropped a beer into the ice well on his first pour. I'd say 10min is one of the fastest.
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    Cashewkaas · 2d ago I worked in a bar/casual restaurant and we had to let a dude go on his first shift. He decided it was a good idea to drink all the leftovers from the glasses that came back to the bar before washing them..
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    Huseynov26 · 2d ago . Came to work recklessly swerving in the parking lot and almost hit three coworkers. When confronted he smirked and said "fk em'"
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    Shoddy Statitici... • 2d ago Worked at a rental car company in the winter. On his first day, the brand new detailer refused to clean snow off cars. He was fired within 15 minutes of showing up

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